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Vol. I, No. 8Gardening / Memorial DayMay 18th, 2001

Puzzling Evidence

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Puzzling Evidence:  True Stories ...

To Conserve or Not to Conserve  ...
What was the question again?

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"The problems in California show that you cannot
conserve your way to energy independence
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President Geroge W. Bush
at the Safe Harbor Water Power Corp.
Conestoga, Pa. / Friday, May 18th 2001  

  • Gallons by which daily U.S. oil consumption would drop
    if SUVs' average fuel efficiency increased by 3 mpg: ................................................................... 49,000,000

  • Gallons per day that the proposed drilling of Alaska's
    Arctic National Wildlife Refuge is projected to yield:  ....................................................................42,000,000
                                                                       Harper's Index
                                           Harper's Magazine,
    Vol. 302, No. 1811
                                                                                                          April 2001

  • Not the very model of a modern Gilbert/Sullivan?
    In what may be one of the more curious pieces of litigation to come down the pike, it seems a woman is suing an opera company that's planning to do a bit of Gilbert & Sullivan for intentionally keeping her from even trying out for the role.  We're not for certain on this point, but we think it was for a production of The Mikado.  ...
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    At first, it seems a bit unreasonable of the opera company, until one learns that role is for a young {can we say?} virginal type.  And it's not that the woman isn't young enough.  Heavens, no!  It's that she's a little too pregnant for the part.  ...  But maybe if someone simply did a convincing delivery of "Things Are Seldom What They Seem"  ...  ???
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  • Anachronism 101
    This one actually comes from the deeper recesses of archival trivia, but it caught our attention.  ...  It seems many years ago, a then-teen-aged fellow had gone to the movie theater in his home town -- one of the glorious old types, somewhat like the Flynn, though to hear him tell it, it was larger.  He went to catch King of Kings, not a great movie, he said, but with an engaging enough story, and still in all, especially on the big screen, quite a spectacle to behold.
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    But when the story came round to the part where the Roman guards started whipping and scourging Jesus, evidently a middle-aged woman in the seat in front of him was so overtaken with emotion, she rose from her seat and glared at the screen, then cursed in a full-throated voice ....  "Damn those Catholics!"  ...  As he tells it, he didn't have either the heart or the nerve to offer a slight history lesson at that point, though he can't remember which.
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    And finally, this one comes to us from the department of  ...
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  • And how will you be paying?
    Just this week, as we were getting ready to go to press, after looking over, in addition to lots else, some employment figures we'd just crunched, we were talking to a friend.  Last month, it seems, she was scheduled for a special radiology procedure.  Of course, she was given an appointment at the pleasure and convenience of the radiology unit, not by her own scheduling needs.  So, especially given the wait she'd already been through to get to the appointment, she cancelled her own engagements and went in.
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    Everything had gone pleasantly enough ... until the results came back.  ...  The 'bad news', however, had nothing to do with any findings from the procedure.  In fact, quite the opposite.  As it turned out, she didn't get the procedure that was ordered -- a specific type of MRI -- but instead received a routine MRI of the region being examined.  ...  But that's not really the meat of the story.  ...
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    Understandably, she was more than a little put off by having had to rearrange her life to get there, only to find out that she didn't get done what needed to be done.  But when she saw the charges for it, she was close to outraged.  Mind you, she has insurance. It's not that she was going to be paying out of pocket.  But she thought, especially in today's environment of cost containment and HMO's, that it was ridiculous to think the insurance company should have to pay for a procedure that wasn't ordered and that did her no earthly good whatsoever.  So, after deliberating about it for a day or two, she decided to pick up the phone and contact her insurance company.
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    She explained the situation to them in a reasonable bit of detail.  But as soon as the voice on the other end realized that she was suggesting the insurance company not pay for a procedure that wasn't ordered, the voice explained to her that they had "no mechanisms" for that.
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    She inquired a little further, partly in disbelief at what she was hearing.  But again the voice replied that there were "no mechanisms" for not making a payment.  Still incredulous, she went hypothetical on them:  I think in my case it was an honest mistake, she began.  But do you mean to tell me that [the insurance company] pays every claim that's submitted without ever trying to determine if it's legitimate or not?  The voice again said something about a lack of mechanisms for such things and suggested she take it up with her doctor or the radiology folks.  She tried one more time:  Suppose I was a physician to whom a number of people had been referred and submitted a series of bills, each for the wrong procedure ... at which point she was cut off a little abruptly and once again told something about the lack of mechanisms "for such things."
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    More astonished than insulted, she decided to let it go ... at least for now.  But that could go some way toward explaining why, when we were looking at the numbers, far and away the greatest percentage increase in employment costs was for private insurance, which had risen at a rate more than 2 1/2 times that of per capita income, and even more when compared to taxes or payroll.  ... 
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    And, just out of curiosity:  What sort of 'mechanism' do you suppose would be required if someone in a managed health plan tried to get covered for a treatment that wasn't ordered?

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